Monday 15 June 2009

new army for traffic jams

Vanar Sena for Ravana/Jams? Traffic is hazardous atleast meerut jantawould accept this jhalla truth without shy .Hukumaran and jansevaks are not able to see Jams , long lines of vehicles .There is bhagam bhag on every street choraha,loud drums are madly beating on chorahas .Begumpull,garhroad and ghantaghar etc. are underlined.Morning,afternoon and evenings witness Jhagras,accidental deaths,ironically khaddar clads ,suffering ear,eyes and nose problems these poor clads can not see jams ,hear cries and smell pollution.Netas come critise their counterpart and then proceeds to new constitution officers simply goes.Dussehra festival has been celebrated all round .Lord Ram burned effigies of Ravana all over the country efficiently today.Effeminate paper Ravana has been sent to Ram dham effectively. Unfortunetly eidolon of Ravana is efflorescent in the shape of traffic Jams all round, I think that Lord Ram excogitated Vaanar sena against Ravana and because these days elders call their childerns Vaanars(with love,"of course") at school level Vaanar Sena can be trained to manage the Traffic jams . One period can be ejaculated for the course.I believe that ,with the help of parents, this experiment will reduse the elegiac elegy of Jams.If it happens then it will be an Exvoto of this Dussehra.

10/9/08
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Sunday 14 June 2009

money through marriage management

резрекрем2009 marriages are made in haven but these days interested brides and grooms are brought togather by marriages managers .for this cause big functions nishulk niswaarth [FREE], are organised forms are filled .form fee, including so called magazine and lunch charges,from 301 to 501 Rs are charged .a large gathering can be seen in such functions which establish the need of such functions .
in the function third page socialites ,politicians are made chief guest.in the name of donation a large amount is collected.in return some social works [ marriages of poor girls]are promised.celebraties,polititions come with their followers give BHAASHAN [lecture]distribute their photo , press noteand gratifications to the media persons and take off.
parrents and guardians gather ,meet each other ,grabble PARICHAY , [introductions],grab magazine,wrestle lunch and leave the grandeur graticule gratefully . at the end managers put down the curtains and leave the place gracefully.
after the function a large number of questions are aired
[1]how many marriages were arranged
[2]what amount was collected
[3]how many marriages of poor girls were arrenged
[4]what amount was expended
[5]what kind of social work was organised
[6]has the account been got audited ?
these questions remains UNANSWERED. so marriages may be made in haven but money is made by managing rishte naate parichay sammelans only.